‘Tis the season…

Receptionist, taking the hospital census at the beginning of her shift: “What’s in the back ward?”

Tech: “Three cats a-blocking.”

Happy holidays, everyone.

Designer dog breed

Actually seen on a patient intake form:

Breed: Cacapoo

In case you weren’t sure, the dog was a perfectly cute cocker spaniel-miniature poodle mix.

Natural hair color?

A client is filling out intake paperwork at a Department of Health rabies vaccine clinic. With her is a dog whose fur has been dyed a shade of pink that is found nowhere in nature.

Client: “Where it says color…do you want me to put his natural hair color?”

*facepalm*